……你很行！……@……You so "KENG"!!!……

原本没打算要写这个人，因为觉得会浪费版位、和我打字的时间。加上，不知道会不会有25仔爆穿给他知道没有？！不过，算了，不写出来发泄下，不爽。也应该让大家“娱乐”一下……

~分享的美好~

这个人是我同期进公司的同事，名字我们叫他J好了。这位J先生长的“一表人才”，打扮也非常的“时髦”，年龄其实也才年长我一两岁。

话说，他是一个认为自己很厉害、很“把炮”的人。（他没这么说，但是我们组多数人都那么认为）很多东西以为自己很会，问了人又不听人家说，自己“蓝”会的在那边找答案。这个叫没有效率+自大！


例子一：

由于网络也不是我们能控制的原因，有部分的客户有时候进不了公司的网站，一般上我们都会跟客户说清理浏览器浏览历史，关闭浏览器然后重启，或尝试其他的备用网站。可是这位仁兄挺特别下，（重点来了！）他跟客户说：

你的电脑可能收不到网络信息，所以你要先清理浏览历史，然后关掉电脑半个小时。让您的电脑和网络有足够的时间接收我们网站发出来的信息，然后重启电脑尝试连接我们的网站。


我们的反应：
傻掉！


例子二：

也是一样因为网络连接不好的问题，这次他更厉害！！！（忍不住~笑！）客户说我们提供的方法他样样都试过了，都没用。（重点来了！）他跟客户说：

这样的话，我相信您的电脑是中毒了，你需要拿您的电脑去修理了。


我们的反应：
傻到趴！


例子三：

很多为同事都经历过的……要为他解答他的疑问，在他旁边提示他很多次。但是他一句都不听，反而自己“很厉害的”找答案，甚至带客户游花园，乱乱给信息。我们个个都除了气到，也觉得无奈非常。 =.=|||

就刚才而已，他问我问题，我跟他说是这个，他又跟我顶嘴说是那个。然后搜索方向错误，给客户等了好久，后来还不是找了我说的“这个”。多余！

另外，也是很好笑的，另外一个同事（N小姐）告诉我的。N小姐当时刚刚才处理好那个客户的事情，然后要J先生告诉客户说“已经办好了”这个信息就好，电话就可以结束了。但是这位仁兄仿佛“活在自己的世界里”，完全听不到N小姐给他的提示。自顾自的跟客户说：“在查询中，请稍等”。然后自己在那边等一下，然后回到通话跟客户说：“我们的处理需要一点时间，请您耐心等候。” N小姐在旁边傻眼...

还有其他的... 不能一一写出来，多嘞！我说人家的是非也会累的ok =X

笑一笑 ~ 精神鸟！



Actually, first I don't mean to write this down in my blog. Cos that will waste my blog space and my time... Besides, I'm quite worried about if there is someone show him this blog. Will I get kill? =X Anyway, forget about what I worried. I'll just share it and entertain my friends~

The story is about a guy who enter my company in the same day I did. Okay or should I say, very unfortunately this guy ALREADY become my "very pleasure colleague". Let's call him Mr.J. He have "very outstanding look", and also "very outstanding fashion sense", and he's just about 1 or 2 years older than me though. (Lemmi explain the outstanding outlook, it means SUX!)

I guess, he is a very self-confidence person. He must be thought of himself very smart and clever all the time?!


Example 1:

Customer sometimes will complain about the website connection problem, and normally we will advice customer to clear browser history and cookies, and then restart the browser. Otherwise, they can also try our back-up website URLs. But this Mr.J quite special, look what he said:

you computer might not able to receive the signal of the network shortly, so you have to clear the history and cookies, then shut down your computer for half an hour, so that your computer can slowly receive the signal from our server.


Our react:
Dang~ (hahahahahaha!!!!!)


Example 2:

It's actually the same connection problem, but this time funnier!!! (laugh!!!)

Customer said that all the solution we provided has tried, but still fail to access our website. Look what he said to customer:

I believe that your computer has been attack by virus, you have to service your computer.


Our react:
Fall~ (hahahahahahaha!!!)


Example 3:

Actually, the other colleagues experienced this before. It's like, he always ask us about what customer ask for, but then ignore the answer that we tell.. HUH?! Such a weirdo... action huh?! Besides, he will act smart and try to search the result or outcome by himself. We do really headache about he always give the wrong information. =.=||| That's inefficient and ego!!!

It's just happened a little while before, he ask me something that he couldn't find, and then I tell him where he can get it from our system. First he ignored me, and then he try to tell me that I was wrong, and that's under another category. Oh WTF?! If you really know the answer, what's the reason that you ask me for? Diao ><" But, what he thought was really wrong la, LMAO!!! And yet, he still need the customer to tell him that was belongs to the category that I mentioned. Funny aye?! =X

Next, this is quite funny one. I was told by another colleague ~ Miss N. In that moment, Miss N was just done the customer request, and what Mr.J need to tell the customer about the request was done, and then he can end call. But Mr.J ignored again the signal that given by Miss N regarding this matter. He still ask the customer to hold on upon he checking the outcome (but he's actually mute on and waiting for nothing). After that, he back to the conversation and tell the customer that we're still handling and will need more time to settle it. HUH?! LOL!!! WTF?!?!


We have more and more example, but I can't write them all down. =P

Say Cheers!!!!! xD